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akshitgaur20052 hours ago

A genuine question for the people here, I am just a college student so maybe I am missing something, but does anybody actually browse through linkedin? The only times I actually open it up is when either I did something that I would like to remember when I update my Resume at a later date, or when my friends text me to open it up and like their post :)

komape1 hour ago

While I agree that most of the feed is filled with useless posts, for some business sectors it actually contains useful posts.

I work in the European energy market sector and LinkedIn is one of the to go places to catch up with developments in the markets, the latest the analyses, and upcoming events. And some posts are actually good, you just need to filter out the rest. I wish there would be a better platform for this specific content (maybe I'm simply missing it) but for now, I find it there.

Coming from a computer science background and kinda accidentally ended up in energy markets, I was surprised that LinkedIn is the place for this content I(in contrast to the computer science field).

suncemoje51 minutes ago

> most of the feed is filled with useless posts

I, unsurprisingly, am making the same observations. Sometimes I do think about shipping a slim Chrome extension (~Ad Blocker) to classify and filter out useless content. Could make it a bit more bearable and useful.

testycool24 minutes ago

I use LinkOff https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/linkoff-filter-and-...

It has a 'gentle mode' so you see what gets blocked.

I think it's thanks to it that I don't feel animosity towards LinkedIn anymore.

supriyo-biswas1 hour ago

The trick here is to have connections that follow and like content that is worth following, ever since connecting with some peers in the database space, my feed is filled with things like new research, C++ performance optimizations, and the like, instead of management fables and feel good stories.

nip1 hour ago

Most people randomly accept invitations on LinkedIn: "We're both humans, so I felt we should connect!".

But if you actively prune / curate WHO you add to your LinkedIn, you end up with a feed that is genuinely useful.

What you do need to know is WHY you want to use LinkedIn. It could be to find your next job, finding potential customers, or just keeping up to date with <INDUSTRY>.

matherial18 minutes ago

You don't need to accept at random. I'm selective - I only connect with people I worked with or know well from the industry - and it's still 99% AI slop.

Part of the problem is the tech industry. There's plenty of people trying to get rich quick in tech and LinkedIn is essentially made for them. I don't see it as much in other fields where most people don't see themselves building a unicorn AI startup with VC money and becoming obscenely rich.

It is a way to keep up with opinions about industry news, but at least for tech, I think this is all downstream of what's happening on "short-form" social media. It breaks on Twitter and then you get thought leadership on LinkedIn for the next two weeks.

Izmaki41 minutes ago

When I'm bored and Tiktok brain rot isn't enough, I sometimes scroll through LinkedIn to see what happened in my network. The most interesting events to me is "oh, that guy has been at <company> for <number> years now, cool" and "ah that guy got a new job, how nice"... and then I go to bed. :D

weavie41 minutes ago

I get an occasional request from a friend who is trying to build a following to interact with their posts to boost their visibility. I'll go through, like a few then sit around for a while desperately trying to think of something non-generic to say in a comment, fail to think of anything and just add an "I agree" comment.

suslik46 minutes ago

> but does anybody actually browse through linkedin?

Sometimes I do, reflexively, when I check my messages or some specific people. I get no value out of it. But I do know people who seriously use linkedin, as in read, post, comment, and message people.

gadders50 minutes ago

I think it depends what your career is. It used to be that developers hated it because during the ZIRP era they were being spammed with badly fitting job offers from sketchy recruiters.

Now that the market has tanked, their feelings may have softened somewhat.

And some of the industry posts can be interesting.

Philip-J-Fry44 minutes ago

I open it to do the daily puzzles. But it means that I'm subject to 1 or 2 cringe posts before I get there.

pcblues1 hour ago

I don't add people to my network to reduce the noise. I don't pay but get "requests" for software development that are not personally directed, so I delete those. Any job advertisement I am notified about is closed by the time I click on it, within seconds of the email. Any misspelt ad is a phishing crime in the making.

Maybe I should give them money :)

magarnicle1 hour ago

Yes, because I've banned myself from all the good sites.

freddref1 hour ago

You have to ruthlessly prune the feed to get something worth reading.

igleria2 hours ago

The daily puzzle games have more worth than the average linkedin post.

INTPenis47 minutes ago

Oh dude, welcome to the business.

I've been in IT since before linkedin existed.

Me and my friends have a lot of jokes about linkedin, a lot of prejudices. I'm going to let you form your own opinion. Trust me, you will form one, once you start working in different offices with office people.

lurker6161 hour ago

I find it's easy to scroll past very sloppy posts. And 1 in 2 posts are genuinely interesting/teach me something new about the world and the people in it - how people conduct business - and most of all their improbable trajectories that got them where they are currently in their career. It's very interesting and the recommendations are great for me. I don't find too much slop or cringe content, and am confused when people complain about it so much. It feels like people don't really know how to separate slop content (self-promotion/empty AI posts) from genuinely written life and work experiences. And HN is definitely an echo-chamber, I see a huge amount of people (more than instagram tbh in mid-30s age bracket) contribute regularly to linkedin.

noelwelsh1 hour ago

When Twitter imploded I expected technical discussions to migrate to Mastodon or Bluesky. What happened next shocked me.

Technical content appeared on LinkedIn.

Not just one or two posts. Tens of posts. Every day. Technical content from the thought leaders in the industry.

Yes, there was still corporate slop.

Yes, LinkedIn still mostly serves for self-aggrandisement.

But there were nuggets of gold, for those prepared to sift for them.

Seriously: LinkedIn is still mostly garbage. The quality of discussion is not great. But it has improved a bit, and given the fractured nature of social media at the moment it's somewhat viable to use it for technical content. It very much depends on the specific area. If you want to talk about the new hotness (e.g. using LLMs to write software) there is a lot. For more niche areas I expect other venues will do better.

ulfw55 minutes ago

It used to be relevant.

Then tech jobs stopped existing and now Linkedin is a pure AI content driven jerk off engine for desperate people without a (real) job to sound important.

salaryman7772 hours ago

it is more interesting than internal ms viva

quietfox18 minutes ago

Just like LinkedIn, this is not working as intended, so it’s spot on. (… getting the Oops-error).

oefrha1 hour ago

Too bad the thought leader is spewing 500 Internal Server Error. "Oops! Our thought leadership engine is experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again." isn't something I'm proud to post to Slack.

fasouto1 hour ago

I created a similar tool a year ago -> https://infiniteutils.com/internet/linkedin-post-generator

Nition56 minutes ago

Funny how easy it is to turn any banal situation into something that sounds profound.

I put my situation as "Playing with a frisbee, alone." and your person says "Life is like a Frisbee. You can't control the wind. You can only adjust your throw."

neya57 minutes ago

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RachelF1 hour ago
arminluschin1 hour ago

Ironically also offline:

> Kagi Translate is temporarily offline for free users.

sthuck58 minutes ago

Whenever it gets back I recommend everyone to use it. My go to prompt for demoing it to others is "I eat poop off the floor"

ricardo812 hours ago

Excellent.

Though many follow a shorter sentence style.

Like this.

To go on and on about what they're going on about.

ssl-354 minutes ago

Paragraphs are old.

Brevity is the new thing.

Make it short. (Lift, bro.)

prox31 minutes ago

We talk about words here

insert 10 short one sentence life experiences about words

you can subscribe to my word salad workshop for $5

ricardo8148 minutes ago

It would seem to be.

Anyone under 35 seems to type things in multiple messages on message apps, rather than one :-)

rightbyte27 minutes ago

I remember when SMS had a cost per message.

bArray35 minutes ago

> What topic do you want to write about?

Robots suck, the future is cheap human Labour

> Oops! Our thought leadership engine is experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again.

:(

eddythompson802 hours ago

Apps like that (a customizable system prompt with a token api endpoint) would become more common if the cost of tokens decreases. Current AI subscription providers have been trying to crack that nut with GPTs, skills, extensions, etc, but they have the n+1 problem. The scope is too much to do it securely and get value other than entertainment from it. If one could make a link to take you to a Claude.ai interface for “generate a legit LinkedIn post”, next people are gonna want to connect it to their email and documents, and LinkedIn account then build a workflow for making posts and addressing comments, messaging leads and cross posting to Twitter or Reddit.

throwaway9182742 minutes ago

I've never seen "the n+1 problem" used in a context like this, can you explain what that means? To me "the" n+1 problem is the one where you do your DB queries in a for loop instead of using joins or something like that: https://docs.sentry.io/product/issues/issue-details/performa...

alansaber2 hours ago

Power users will always want custom tools. But most users aren't power users

eddythompson8060 minutes ago

I was drawing the distinction more between productivity vs entertainment uses, as opposed to power vs regular users.

The problem with the later is AI’s entire sales pitch is to flatten those definition. If you can type it, the AI should be able to figure it out for the most part. You don’t even have to be very clear in your typing. You can just address the AI casually as you would address a person.

Entertainment apps are about increasing engagement. Like an AI driven game, ARGs, or this site. For example, Sora app was an AI entertainment app but it obviously was the wrong approach. I think there is an untapped potential there, but it remains under-explored because most are focusing on productivity now.

djvu972 hours ago

I asked for inspiring post about robbing orphanage and i am laughing soo hard

fluxusars2 hours ago

Very nice. I thought it wasn't going to save a "You Go Girl" style story about "My Dick", but it turned it into a conference anecdote with a powerpoint slide about Richard III. Hilarious.

hamburgererror2 hours ago

Very curious to hear if someone actually posted one of these and got likes/new followers?

awesomeusername2 hours ago

The evil characters on LinkedIn aren't the poor souls posting cringe, it's the 15 people who chime in with encouragement in the comments.

Friends don't let friends post cringe

qudiqudi1 hour ago

I may or may not have instructed Claude to built me a LinkedIn Bot that creates posts for predefined topics, comments and likes others posts and scarpes the page for jobs. Let's say a minority on LinkedIn actually reads the content others post, so my reach and impressions are continually growing without me doing anything on that cesspool of a social app. Thanks AI, I guess.

ChrisMarshallNY1 hour ago

It’s probably great.

Unfortunately, I suspect that it’s being hugged to death (I keep getting the “oops” response). Hope they can afford the tokens.

faangguyindia1 hour ago

Most sites may end up destroyed by automation tools etc... I already no longer feel like posting on any website anymore.

mrd3v01 hour ago

People already posted this slop "by hand" before generative tech accessibility. In fact, generative models are good at it because they were trained on massive amounts of horse crap people posted and shared.

cedum1 hour ago

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pcblues2 hours ago

I wish I could reply to the "I pooped" linkedin output. "Tongue firmly in cheek" is horrifying.

maxignol2 hours ago

Been laughing for the past 10 minutes, thanks for this one. (I tried the death of my cat by car in front of my house in a Go Girl manner, absolute cinema)

ahartmetz1 hour ago

Can you post the result? My attempt of "Using AI for a novel financial scam" / "You go girl" didn't go through.

mr_mitm2 hours ago

My first one (That happened: Wine snobs) is already hilarious! Looks like LLMs are coming for comedians next.

wg02 hours ago

Would love to see what was it.

keyle1 hour ago

How many days until the linkedin zombies actually use it for their posts?

Retr0id1 hour ago

zero, I guarantee whatever model provider this site is a frontend for is already powering a large portion of linkedin activity.

qudiqudi2 hours ago

It's already hugged to death OR API token spend limit reached

grugdev422 hours ago

Amazing. The hall of fame section is hilarious!

xnorswap3 hours ago

A few weeks ago, LinkedIn introduced a "This looks like AI slop" button and to linkedIn's credit, my feed has been a lot better since that happened.

There's still some going around of course, but it's far less than the endless stereotypical linkedIn chum in the feed that there was.

I don't know if engaging with that button means I'm less likely to be served such content, or whether it's cleaning up everyone's feeds.

The worst were the ones starting, "I had a client phone me up", and when you'd look at the profile they wouldn't even obviously have such clients, and certainly wouldn't be the obvious person to call in that scenario.

I can't imagine being that shameless, and just to boost an artificial reach.

orphereus2 hours ago

Wow, I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing it out.

maxignol2 hours ago

> I don't know if engaging with that button means I'm less likely to be served such content, or whether it's cleaning up everyone's feeds.

I would guess it's both cause I've been having less AI slop on LinkedIn for the past few weeks (yet not none).

prmoustache2 hours ago

Why are you guys still looking at the feed is the real question.

Cthulhu_2 hours ago

I like to keep track of where my former colleagues have gone so I can feel bad about where I'm at.

zazuke2 hours ago

same, also what I noticed

lovich2 hours ago

How is this so good. After playing around a bit with different inputs I then put in real beliefs and selected different cringe types and I wanted to off myself reading the beliefs I had parsed through these lens.

10/10 for hitting the satire mark perfectly.

awesomeusername2 hours ago

This could have been whipped up in 5 mins and been a bit meh, but it's excellent.

Whoever did this actually pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Bravo

baal80spam2 hours ago

This is brilliant, well done!

firefoxd2 hours ago

I like my LinkedIn cringe hand written, thank you very much.

I'm the proud author of Two such stories, if it pleases you:

* The One Shoe CEO

* Advice from a millionaire (true story)

You'll just have to find them.

walrus012 hours ago

I only want linkedin cringe if it's of the artisanal, hand crafted, organic, free range, GMO free, fair trade, heirloom variety.

shrubby2 hours ago

My cringe has been handcrafted and vegan. Pure human slop!

vlyan2 hours ago

the slop centipede

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rob742 hours ago

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