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4 billion if statements (2023)

388 points6 daysandreasjhkarlsson.github.io
xnorswap2 hours ago

This is time efficient* but rather wasteful of space.

The best way to save space is to use a Bloom Filter.

If we capture all the even numbers, that would sadly only give us "Definitely not Even" or "Maybe Even".

But for just the cost of doubling our space, we can use two Bloom filters!

So we can construct one bloom filter capturing even numbers, and another bloom filter capturing odd numbers.

Now we have "Definitely not Even" and "Maybe Even" but also "Definitely not Odd" and "Maybe Odd".

In this manner, we can use the "evens" filter to find the odd numbers and the "odds" filter to find the even numbers.

Having done this, we'll be left with just a handful of unlucky numbers that are recorded as both "Maybe even" and "Maybe odd". These will surely be few enough in number that we can special case these in our if/else block.

The filters as a first-pass will save gigabytes of memory!

gopalv2 hours ago

> But for just the cost of doubling our space, we can use two Bloom filters!

We can optimize the hash function to make it more space efficient.

Instead of using remainders to locate filter positions, we can use a mersenne prime number mask (like say 31), but in this case I have a feeling the best hash function to use would be to mask with (2^1)-1.

nixpulvis2 hours ago

How is this time efficient at all? It takes upwards of 40 seconds to compute on large 32bit values.

It's a joke post with some interesting bits and details.

Sohcahtoa8243 minutes ago

How are you able to recognize a joke post but not a joke comment?

xnorswap2 hours ago

It's a constant number of lookups, and all good Computer Scientists know that it is therefore an O(1) algorithm.

It is hard to imagine better efficiency than O(1)!

Indeed we could improve it further by performing all evaluations even when we find the answer earlier, ensuring it is a true Constant Time algorithm, safe for use in cryptography.

nixpulvis2 hours ago

> This is time efficient* but rather wasteful of space.

You're saying that the blog's solution is time efficient. Which it is not. Your solution may be O(1) but it is also not efficient. As I'm sure you are aware.

I can tell you a practical solution which is also O(1) and takes up maybe 2 or 3 instructions of program code and no extra memory at all.

`x & 1` or `x % 2 != 0`

This blog post was taking a joke and running with it. And your comment is in that spirit as well, I just wanted to point out that it's by no means time efficient when we have 2s or 1s complement numbers which make this algorithm trivial.

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icambron2 hours ago
Maxatar1 hour ago

The comment you're replying to is also a joke, with some interesting bits and details.

rossdavidh39 minutes ago

Really if you are not making custom silicon for this problem, you are just wasting our time here aren't you.

ZeroConcerns7 hours ago

Ah, yes, exactly the pointless diversion I needed for my lunch break. For science: generating a C# switch statement for similar purposes took 7 minutes on similar-ish hardware, but the resulting 99.2GB file could not be opened or compiled ('Stream is too long'), which was slightly disappointing.

Optimization efforts included increasing the internal buffer size of the StreamWriter used to create the source code: this reduced the runtime to around 6 minutes, as well as running a non-debug build, as it was observed that the poor Visual Studio metrics gathering process was contributing significantly to disk activity as well, but that ultimately didn't matter much. So, ehhm, yes, good job on that I guess?

afandian5 hours ago

Isn't the obvious thing to generate different classes for different ranges over the input? Then the classes could be loaded lazily.

And if you then make the ranges tree-shaped you get logarithmic complexity, which massively cuts down the O(n) of the rather naive chained `if` statements.

opticfluorine5 hours ago

I wonder if you could generate it via a Roslyn incremental source generator instead of as a file to bypass this limit. I'm guessing not, but it does sound like fun.

tkapin2 hours ago

You can totally use source generators for that.

szundi3 hours ago

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kayge2 hours ago

> any value over 2^31 seems to give random results.

Wow he really lucked out... On his way to perfecting a fully functioning and performant Even/Odd Detector, he stumbled upon a fully functioning and performant Coin Flip Simulator!

mft_5 hours ago

Similar humour if opposite directions to an old favourite: https://joelgrus.com/2016/05/23/fizz-buzz-in-tensorflow/

thih93 hours ago

I expected some job interview meme[1][2] but I did not know this one and it looks like a real story too! Thanks for sharing, that was a fun read.

[1]: https://aphyr.com/posts/342-typing-the-technical-interview

[2]: https://www.richard-towers.com/2023/03/11/typescripting-the-...

waisbrot2 hours ago

I love the Aphyr posts.

> “Can I use any language?” > > “Sure.” > > Move quickly, before he realizes his mistake.

SatvikBeri39 minutes ago

> How did I do this? Well I jumped online, using a mix of my early life experience coding emulators and hacking and looked into the x86(-64) architecture manuals to figure out the correct opcodes and format for each instruction. … Just kidding, that’s horrible. I asked ChatGPT

Ok but if you do want to play with writing binary code manually I recommend Casey Muratori's performance course

thedougd2 hours ago

I took an ASIC design class in college, unfortunately with a heavy course load that didn't allow me to focus on it. For our final project we were given a numbered dictionary and asked to design a chip that would accept the characters on a 7 bit interface (ASCII), one character per clock cycle and output the dictionary number on an output interface but I can't remember how wide. We were graded on the size of the resulting ASIC and how many clock cycles it took from the last character in to the number on the output.

I started designing my modules, a ROM, a register with a ROM pointer, etc, etc, writing the Verilog and working out the clock sync between modules. Then I got 'lazy' and wrote a trie tree like implementation in Java, and have it spit out the whole tree in Verilog. It worked and just one clock cycle after the last letter my number would output. Fastest in the class! Also the most number of gates in the class. Surprised I got a 90 grade given I didn't use any of the advanced ASIC design the class taught. The TA didn't know what the hell they were looking at.

weli2 hours ago

Yep! Something a bit counterintuitive on circuit design is that dedicated transistors will always beat reusing existing components. If we do reuse existing components like ALUs, multipliers, or state machines, we save on chip area but pay the penalty in clock cycles. Your approach was the extreme version of this tradeoff. You essentially unrolled the entire dictionary lookup into pure combinatorial logic (well, with registers for the input characters). One clock cycle latency because you weren't doing any sequential searching, comparing, or state machine transitions just racing electrons through logic gates.

wiz21c7 hours ago

Gemini took 4 seconds to answer this prompt: "Here is a number 4200020010101. Think deeply about it and tell me if it is not or or not even."

So if you're concerned with privacy issues, you can run the assembly version proposed in the article locally and be well within the same order of performance.

Let's thank the author of the article for providing a decent alternative to Google.

ah, but the license is not that good we can't reproduce his code.

brap6 hours ago

>Think deeply about it and tell me if it is not or or not even

I think I just experienced a segfault

sethaurus5 hours ago

Why do they call it even when you of in the true number of out false odd the number?

pksebben4 hours ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do Look more like?

iberator3 hours ago

Hey, why segfault and not stack overflow?

bdangubic5 hours ago

+1

rossant5 hours ago

Nice, that swaps odd and even around.

classified5 hours ago

> if it is not or or not even

Did you want to test the LLM's grammatical comprehension?

wiz21c2 hours ago

When I'm tired my typing goes bad. I obvioulsy meant: "is that number even odd ?" :-)

moffkalast4 hours ago

Finally a problem that Microsoft Phi can ace. Probably. Maybe. Some of the time at least.

blauditore4 hours ago

This could be obviously done with much less code: Just add "if"s for all even number, and at the end just return "odd" if none of the evens matched. 50% less code!

Or even simpler: If it's 0, return "even". If not, do a recursive call to n-1, if that equals "even", return "odd", otherwise return "even".

But the best way is probably to just use a library. Yes, 500MB of additional dependencies, but then it's a one-liner.

majkinetor4 hours ago

But then, even numbers will have the worst possible performance.

IncreasePosts2 hours ago

Good point. Have two programs - one checking every even number and returning odd of not even. And then have a program checking every odd number and returning even if not. Then, a simple program to dispatch to either program randomly, so you end up in the long term with good performance for each.

rdiddly1 hour ago

Yeeessss! Microservices!

layer84 hours ago

You could save stack space by transforming it into a loop. It’s still only O(n)!

xg157 hours ago

> Now, this is a time-memory tradeoff, but my time on this earth is limited so I decided to meta-program the if statements using a programmer program in a different programming language.

  for i in range(2*8):
    if i % 2 == 0:
No comment...
_ache_7 hours ago

Yeah... I come here to talk about that. Should have been

  for i in range(0, 2**8, 2):
      print("    if (number == "+str(i)+")")
      print("        printf(\"even\\n\");")
      print("    if (number == "+str(i + 1)+")")
      print("        printf(\"odd\\n\");")
or

  for i in range(0, 2**8, 2):
      print(f"""    if (number == {i})
          puts("even");
      if (number == {i + 1})
          puts("odd");""")
NetMageSCW4 hours ago

What happens when you try to compute 2**8+1 ?

iberator3 hours ago

Should work fine with long long?

PurpleRamen6 hours ago

I think we can improve this. Just make a microservice who generates the code on the fly and streams it to the compiler. Then you also just have to create the necessary code and don't waste the SSD with unused code-paths.

travisgriggs3 hours ago

I’m disappointed there is no docker image for this. How will I test it out?

PurpleRamen2 hours ago

Microservice kinda implies usage of a container for me. How else would we google-scale it to serve all requests in parallel?

But thinking about, we probably have to use some more microservices, we can't put all that burden on the requester. So a dedicated service for compiling and executing in sandboxes would be necessary. Also, some local load balancers to control the flow and filter out the useless answers. So I'm not an expert on that devops-magic, but I guess this means ~12.5 billion pods fast enough result. Do Amazon or Google offer planetary scale for services?

cowsandmilk7 hours ago

How horridly inefficient, he should have just flipped a Boolean on each iteration.

kroolik7 hours ago

Horridly inefficient. Just unfold the loop.

projektfu6 hours ago

Just output odd and even for each pass and increment by two. Need to make sure you have the right starting value, and check for off-by-one errors.

catigula2 hours ago

Claude's version:

  even, odd = "even", "odd"
  for i in range(2\*32):
      print(f'    if (number == {i}) puts("{even}");')
      even, odd = odd, even
As usual, a non-marginally superior mind to commentators.
layer84 hours ago

It should have used a flag that is being toggled.

mring336213 hours ago

I recently asked a Qwen model to write me some code to remove errant spaces ("c he es e" instead of "cheese") in OCR'd text. It proceeded to write 'if' blocks for every combo of all English words and all possible errant spaces. I did not wait for it to finish...

travisgriggs3 hours ago

I see this is 2023… the article refs GPT even then. Can’t believe it’s already that much time gone by, still seems like “last years big news”

I was gonna comment “this is what I really like to see on HN”. Then I saw the date and was sad that we’re having to dip into the history box to find fun/interesting articles more often of late it seems.

Anyone else interested in a temporary moratorium on all things LLM? We could have GPT-free-Wednesday, or something like that :)

virgilp2 hours ago

Definitely not a visionary. This is how you do it in 2025: https://imgur.com/rWiP90P

LPisGood2 hours ago

> Then I saw the date and was sad that we’re having to dip into the history box to find fun/interesting articles more often of late it seems

We don’t _have_ to. You could start a blog and display the indomitable human spirit.

lubujackson1 hour ago

God help us if that code ever makes it's way onto npm.

isEven is a performant, hand-compiled evenness checker for any 32 bit integer. A single file import that does one job and one job only!

not-so-darkstar35 minutes ago

it follows the UNIX philosophy of doing one thing and donig it well.

orzig7 hours ago

If the author is available for consulting I have this bag of rice I need cooked. Should be around 30,000 grains, each needs about 1mL of water and 2m on the stove. Will pay $10 (2025 dollars)

franciscop6 hours ago

Aha, you forgot to specify the country of those "dollars"! For $10 (2025 [Cayman Islands] dollars)! Which is higher than USD10

867-53096 hours ago

Zimbabwe: 0.027 USD

oneeyedpigeon6 hours ago

I prefer data-driven programming, so a simple:

    return odd_or_evenness[n];
works for me, alongside a pretty big array.
layer84 hours ago

With data-driven programming, I would have expected an SQL table containing all the precomputed results. Unless you carelessly add an index, it has the same asymptotic performance!

projektfu6 hours ago
Zambyte4 hours ago

    const odd_or_evenness = comptime blk: {
        var buf: [16]bool = undefined;
        var is_even = false;
        for (&buf) |*b| {
            b.* = is_even;
            is_even = !is_even;
        }
        break :blk buf;
    };
This looks like a promising strategy.
enopod_6 hours ago

This is the way.

jagged-chisel6 hours ago

I have never seen anyone argue for a ‘switch’ version.

    switch (v) {
     case: 0,2,4,8,…:
       return EVEN;
     case: 1,3,5,7,…:
       return ODD;
     default:
       return IDK;
    }
Slightly less code to generate.
willguest5 hours ago

you forgot the logic to strip the final digit and assign it to v.

processing the whole number is absurd

pkaeding5 hours ago

I think the idea is to fill in the ellipses with even/odd numbers, up to 4B.

You know, to save the performance cost of processing the input as a string, and chomping off all but the last character.

mgaunard5 hours ago

Converting to decimal is just as absurd.

All you need is the final binary digit, which incidentally is the most optimal codegen, `v & 1`.

71bw5 hours ago

Look at Mr. Rocket Scientist over here...

runtimepanic2 hours ago

The interesting part isn’t the if-statement count but how quickly the compiler and branch predictor erase the differences. It’s a nice demo of why “manual cleverness” rarely beats modern toolchains.

thewisenerd8 hours ago

discussed 2 years ago,

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38790597

4B If Statements (469 comments)

unwind7 hours ago

Meta: Yeah, this should have a "(2023)" tag in the title. Thanks.

isoprophlex7 hours ago

> Visionary genius Ross van der Gussom

Thanks for making me doubt myself & googling who that guy who made python was again, because surely "van der Gussom" isn't a normal Dutch name. Well played.

mcny6 hours ago
SiempreViernes8 hours ago

> As a side note, the program is amazingly performant. For small numbers the results are instantaneous and for the large number close to the 2^32 limit the result is still returned in around 10 seconds.

Amazing!

tanseydavid1 hour ago

This line from the article -- I will be laughing about it for days.

KeplerBoy6 hours ago

kind of expected gcc to see right through the 300 gigs of code and compile it down to the tenish instructions.

bspammer6 hours ago

They disabled optimisations:

> Lets compile the code, disabling optimizations with /Od to make sure that the pesky compiler doesn’t interfere with our algorithm

bluGill4 hours ago

I would have wanted to see them look at the assembly from various optimization levels to see if the compiler really did. Ideally o1 or something wouldn't see through this but would generate better code in other ways. Disabled optimizations often are really stupid about how they code gen.

oneeyedpigeon6 hours ago

> disabling optimizations with /Od

And that weird flag is because it's a windows compiler: cl.exe, not gcc.

encom5 hours ago

I'm curious what GCC would do if it wasn't purposely lobotomised and fed 300 GB of this nuclear waste.

encom4 hours ago

Well I created the 16 bit .c file, because I'm not that curious. gcc -O0 completed immediately and made a 1,5MB executable. -O1 took about 10 minutes for a 1,8 MB executable. -O2 has been running for 1h15m so far... i7-14700K

I'm in too deep now, so I'll let it run while I'm at work.

whynotmaybe6 hours ago

> I decided to implement this in the C programming language as it’s by far the fastest language on the planet to this day (thanks to the visionary genius Dennis Richie)

Am I lost? Aren't the compiler/linker responsible for fast code, not the language itself?

bluGill4 hours ago

There are language issues as well. 99% of C programs are valid C++, and if you compile with a C++ compiler instead of a C++ compiler will be slightly faster! C++ ha a stronger type system and so once in a while (very rarely) those C programs compile but give incorrect results since C++ allowed the optimizer to make an assumption that wasn't true. Fortran is often even faster because the language allows for even more assumptions. I don't know where Rust fits in here (Rust is hurt today because the better optimizes are designed for C++ and so don't take advantage of extra assumptions Rust allows - it was designed to allow different assumptions from C++ and likely could be better would a ground up optimizer but that would take a large team a decade+ to write: expensive)

Most of the difference in speed is the optimizer/linker. Assuming a fair competition the difference between Ada, C, C++, D, Fortran, Rust, Zig (and many others I can't think of) is very rarely even 1% in any real world situation. Of course it isn't hard add pessimization to make any language lose, sometimes accidentally, so fair competitions are very hard to find/make.

Then again, the article was clearly sarcastic.

rcxdude6 hours ago

Both, usually. A language's semantics can limit how much a compiler can speed up the language. Python, for example, is extremely difficult to make fast due to the fact that almost everything has the semantics of a hashmap lookup. C, in comparison, has relatively little in it that can't be mapped fairly straightforwardly to assembly, and then most of it can be mapped in a more difficult way to faster assembly.

mbivert6 hours ago

> I decided to use the slowest language on the planet, Python (thanks to the visionary genius of Ross van der Gussom).

given the article, it's fair to assume the author was joking around

that being said, the way the language is used and its ecosystem do contribute to the executable's efficiency. yet, given C's frugality, or the proximity between its instructions and the executed ones, it's not unfair to say that "C is fast"

reedf16 hours ago

It's a wild statement for a few reasons; your observation is one of them.

croes6 hours ago

People often use language as synonym for the whole ecosystem including compiler and linker

philippta6 hours ago

> I saw from the SSD was around 800 MB/s (which doesn’t really make sense as that should give execution speeds at 40+ seconds, but computers are magical so who knows what is going on).

If anyone knows what’s actually going on, please do tell.

ricardo816 hours ago

Presumably after the first run much or all of the program is paged into OS memory

tomtomtom7775 hours ago

Yes, or it was still in memory from writing.

The numbers match quite nicely. 40gb program size minus 32gb RAM is 8gb, divided by 800mb/s makes 10 seconds.

hellzbellz1236 hours ago

I'm not entirely sure but could it be predictive branching?

mgaunard5 hours ago

A much cooler approach would have been to generate the ASM from the same program, rather than generate a file from python and load that file from C++. The multi-stage build and filesystem are completely unnecessary.

The technique actually has a lot of practical applications, so it's useful to have a C++ library that helps you with generating amd64 machine code.

Exuma1 hour ago

This is good stuff

riwsky3 hours ago

Would be more maintainable if they injected the loading strategy to be used as a dependency from config instead of hardcoding it :/

1a527dd55 hours ago

I love "stupid" stuff like this; you normally learn something small and seemingly inane. It's fun!

nonethewiser2 hours ago

Configuration over logic. At a new scale enabled by AI.

layer84 hours ago

This is also a nice approach for FizzBuzz in leetcode interviews.

Moreover, interviewers will be smitten by the hand-optimized assembly code.

tomaskafka5 hours ago

Oh, I have an idea for better leftpad implementation, let me publish that to npm real quick!

ks20484 hours ago

Silly. Don't waste your time on problems other people have already solved! Use JS and "npm install odd_or_even".

shevy-java5 hours ago

Damn it - my code got leaked!

wvbdmp7 hours ago

Next put them in a tree for faster lookups.

wiz21c6 hours ago

With a tree you'll be limited by the RAM. I advise to use a database.

actionfromafar6 hours ago

Map reduce, cluster geo-failover and CDN caching for optimized coldstarts in case you have to bring it up from scratch in a new datacenter. Bio for contact info, hourly billing. I have helped many startups reach their first 100MARR. Buy my audiobook.

d--b6 hours ago

Don't reinvent the wheel, put them in a SQLite table, and let the sql engine create the tree for you!

tigranbs7 hours ago

This reminds me of my personal "prime number" grabber research https://github.com/tigranbs/prime-numbers I needed to create the unique graph nodes and assign prime numbers, and to make things efficient, I thought, why not just download the list of known prime numbers instead of generating them one by one. So I did and compiled everything with a single Go binary. Ehh, good old days with a nice feith in making "the best" crappy software out there.

DeathArrow4 hours ago

I would also like to praise the visionary genius Ross van der Gussom, without whom this wonderful achievement in software engineering would not have been possible!

klaff4 hours ago

Is he the one married to the singer, Adele Dazeem?

DeathArrow2 hours ago

No, this one is the creator of the mighty programming language Mython.

tornadofart5 hours ago

"The executable is around 2 MB"- Every dotnet programmer: "Those are rookie numbers!"

nmilo4 hours ago

I see why now npm's is-odd has millions of downloads

d-lisp7 hours ago

if(n&1)

else

imtringued7 hours ago

You can do it even faster with the if statements:

    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
        if (argc < 2) {
            fprintf(stderr, "Usage: %s <string>\n", argv[0]);
            return 1;
        }

        char *s = argv[1];
        int i;

        /* find the end of the string */
        for (i = 0; s[i] != '\0'; ++i)
            ;

        /* make sure the string wasn't empty */
        if (i == 0) {
            fprintf(stderr, "Error: empty string\n");
            return 1;
        }

        /* last character is at s[i - 1] */
        char d = s[i - 1];

        if (d == '0')
            printf("even\n");
        if (d == '1')
            printf("odd\n");
        if (d == '2')
            printf("even\n");
        if (d == '3')
            printf("odd\n");
        if (d == '4')
            printf("even\n");
        if (d == '5')
            printf("odd\n");
        if (d == '6')
            printf("even\n");
        if (d == '7')
            printf("odd\n");
        if (d == '8')
            printf("even\n");
        if (d == '9')
            printf("odd\n");
    
        return 0;
    }

gcc -std=c11 -Wall -Wextra -O2 -o check_digit check_digit.c

./check_digit 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

d-lisp4 hours ago

You inspired me this joyful rewrite:

    #define _(e) { e;};
    #define r(e) _(return e)
    #define I(b, e) _(if (b) r(e));
    #define W(e) _(while (1) _(e));
    int main(int c, char **v) {
      _(I(c != 2, -1) _(c = 0) W(I(!v[1][c++], v[1][c - 2] & 1)))
    }
Tistron6 hours ago

You can do it even even faster by replacing your if statements (works because the ascii values end in the digit they represent):

    if (d & 1)
       printf("odd\n");
    else 
       printf("even\n")
tetris116 hours ago

probably easier in bash:

    number="$1"
    if [[ "$number" =~ "^(2|4|6|8|10|12|14|16|18|20)$" ]]; then
        echo even
    elif [[ "$number" =~ "^(1|3|5|7|9|11|13|15|17|19)$" ]]; then
        echo odd
    else
        echo Nan
    fi
A bit limited, but you can scale it up
wiz21c6 hours ago

I'm disappointed, it's not in rust. :-)

actionfromafar6 hours ago

Still hoping for the C++ template version. Don’t pay for what you don’t use!

ajsnigrutin4 hours ago

Why not optimize this? Create a lookup table, a 2^64 large array of bools, and just check the n-th element to see if it's odd or even?

Many gigabytes saved!

/s